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SMART GIRL

 

By Mae Ondracek

 

©5/2/2002

 

 

 

“Come on, Jerry, we can’t let them get away with this,” Mary cried.  “Do you think we are the only ones they have ripped off?”

 “No, I’m sure we’re not,” Jerry replied, “But there isn’t a lawyer in town that will touch this type of case.”

 “Maybe not, but we can set up a business ourselves, to help others that have had the same trouble.  We can write newsletters and distribute them around town.”

 “Come on Mary, we know nothing about running a business, especially from a legal angle.”

 “Well, I’m going to think about it to see what I can come up with.”  Mary stated emphatically.

 For a week Mary scribbled on a legal note pad.  Sometimes she’d tear off a sheet, crumple it up, and throw it in the wastebasket.  Then she’d tap her lips with the pen, reread the previous page, get a bright idea, and begin scribbling again.

 Finally Jerry couldn’t stand it any longer and asked, “Mary, what on earth are you doing?”

 “Sh!  I am almost finished,” Mary replied.

 “But Mary, what have you …”

 Mary held up her hand for silence and then put her finger to her lips, “Sh!”

 She quickly went back to her writing.  In another half hour, Mary threw down her pen and yelled, “Eureka!  I’ve done it!”

 She handed the pad to Jerry, who looked through the pages and said, “But Mary, I can’t read some of this.  It doesn’t make sense.  Why don’t you type it into the computer and then I’ll read it.”

 “No problem, Jerry.  This is a great idea and I’m sure we’ll get a big response once we advertise.”

 Mary typed and typed until Jerry asked, “How long is that going to be?  You know, advertising is expensive.”

 Mary shrugged and said it was almost finished. Then she laughed as she hit the last period, drummed on the desk with her fingertips, and started printing out her document.

 Jerry’s eyes got wide as he said, “Mary, we can’t put all of this in an ad, it is 12 pages long.  Let’s go over this and make up a small ad without giving away all your secrets.  No one will pay you when they can read it all in an advertisement.”

 “Of course, you are right, Jerry.  I just couldn’t stop once the ideas came rolling along.  Now, let’s see.  How about this: ‘Have you been taken advantage of?  Did someone do you a wrong?  I can help you get revenge for only $29.95.  Call (222)-200-0002 for an appointment.’  What do you think of that Jerry?”

 “That is just fine, Mary.  I wish you success.  But first, pretend I’m here for advice and let’s see how you do.  ‘Hello, Mrs. Kramer, I need your help to get revenge on Charlie Becker, from the Ansco Building Company.  He promised to build a carport we’d be proud of for only $1,200.00 up front and $400.00 when the job was finished.  The carport is unfinished, there are nail points sticking through the ceiling, its not painted, and really an eyesore.  I have called his office six times and the office girl always tells me he isn’t in.  Please tell me how I can get revenge on Mr. Becker.”

 Mary thought for a few moments, and then replied, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t help you.”

 Jerry raised his eyebrows as he asked, “Why can’t you help me?  You have it all down in that document about how you can help anyone get revenge for any wrong.”

 “Because Jerry.  It states in the ad that I will help you get revenge for only $29.95.  I can’t help you, because you didn’t pay me.”

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