WILLIAM E. LOPEZ

 

 

Approx. 1,553 words

Copyright © 2001 by W. E. Lopez

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Hayseed

By

W. E. Lopez

 

The intercom on the secretary’s desk buzzed and the pretty brunette pushed a button.  After a few mumbled words she looked at Lyman and said, “Mr. Kinkaid will see you now, Mr. Mynor.  Go right in.”

Lyman Mynor collected his spiral notebook and entered the tastefully decorated office of Roger Kinkaid.  This would be a real coup if Lyman could get a one-on-one interview with Mr. Kinkaid, currently CEO of Universal Electronics and scheduled to be the guest speaker at Lyman’s high school graduation in three more months.  Kinkaid stood and walked around his walnut desk to shake hands with Lyman.

“So, you’re Jeff’s son,” he said to Lyman.  “A fine man, your father,” Kinkaid said.  “Of course, he couldn’t catch a football to save his life.  We would have had a perfect season that year if you’re dad had pulled that ball out of the air and held on to it.  Now that he’s a big time lawyer, I guess football is the farthest thing from his mind, eh, Lyman?”

“Pretty much so, sir.  But he still gets just as excited around Thanksgiving and New Year’s when all the bowl games are televised.  He’s just not fanatic about it these days.”

“And what are you fanatic about, Lyman?”

“Writing, sir.  I’m editor of The Warrior, that’s our school paper, and since you’ve accepted the invitation to be guest speaker at graduation this year, I wanted to get a little background on you, and your company, Universal Electronics.”

“Sit down, Lyman, sit down.”  As Lyman settled into an immensely comfortable leather chair, Roger Kinkaid retreated behind his desk and seated him self.

Lyman pulled out his pen and steno pad and prepared to take notes.  “One of the things I know everyone is curious about, Mr. Kinkaid, is why an advanced electronics firm chose a cowboy boot as your company logo?”

Kinkaid gave a small smile and leaned back in his chair.  “Well, that’s a whole ‘nother story in itself, Lyman, and it starts back in April of 1919.”

“Excuse me, sir, 1919?”

“Don’t interrupt.  There was a young fellow born in Ames, Iowa, on July 4th, 1899.  He had an unremarkable childhood and was not especially gifted at anything in particular.  He grew up on a family owned farm where corn, naturally, was the principle produce.  His daddy taught him to love this country, fear the IRS, and never stand for public office.”

“Am I supposed to know this man,” Lyman asked.  Is he a national hero or anything?”

“I don’t expect you’d know him,” Kinkaid said.  “He wasn’t any special kind of hero, just another hayseed who got drafted into service during World War I.  He went to Europe and fought in one bloody battle after another, but the only remarkable thing he did was survive when hundreds of thousands of others did not.

“In September of 1918 he had the misfortune to have his left leg separated at the knee by a German artillery shell so he was in a hospital in Britain when the Armistice was signed on November 11.  By the time he’d recuperated enough to return to the states, it was April of 1919 and his childhood sweetheart, whom he’d written to all through the Great War, met him at the train depot in Ames.  She didn’t know, for he never told her, that he’d lost his leg.”

Lyman kept putting down his notes, but he had no idea where this history lesson was headed.

“Elizabeth met him at the station wearing her wedding dress, for she had promised him before he left, that she would marry him on the very day he returned.  She carried with her a pair of cowboy boots that he had bought just a week before he was drafted.  Good boots were not cheap in those days, and he had paid $12.50 for this pair.  When she saw him standing there in his uniform, with his trouser leg pinned up to his belt, her heart dropped for a moment.  But she realized this was the same quick-witted, hard working, and humorous man that she had sent off to war nearly three years earlier.

“She rushed to him and threw her arms around him while sobbing on his shoulder for his sacrifice.”

“I’m sorry, Mr. Kinkaid, I don’t want to seem impatient, but where are we going with this?”

“Just hold your horses, young man.  We’re getting there.”

Chastened, Lyman Mynor sat back in his chair and continued to take notes.

“Elizabeth and her young man left the station and headed downtown where they took separate rooms at the Dabney House.  That afternoon the Justice of the Peace married them and as they were on the way to the railroad station to begin their honeymoon, the new groom sent the bell hop up to his room to fetch the cowboy boot he was not wearing, remarking to his new bride, ‘I may need that boot to kick ass some day, just like we did across the pond.’

“The next few years were not easy for the young couple.  The young man could not be expected to work on the family farm with only one leg, but the family could afford to send him to college with a small allowance.  His wife could work also, even though there were not many lucrative jobs for a woman in the 1920’s.  She eventually succeeded as a legal secretary, which was a great help to her husband who was studying law.

“The years went by and our amputee earned his degree, specializing in patent law.  He went on to earn a second degree in the new field of electricks.

“Excuse me, Mr. Kinkaid, you mean electronics, don’t you?”

“Not in the twenties, dear boy.  The entire field of study was simply called electricks, covering everything from the newest vacuum tubes to electric fans.  Electronics and solid state theory were still many years into the future.”

“Our young man was quite successful as a patent attorney, but he was more imaginative in the field of electricks.  He was influential in the field of radio, which was a good thing for America because World War II was not far off, and radio as well as sonar and radar, would give this country a significant advantage and enable America to win that war.

“The founder and chief executive of Universal Electronics had been forced into another walk of life by the events of the first world war, but he hadn’t let those events defeat him, and his innovations really helped his company to ‘kick ass’ during the second war.

“Then there was the cold war, and the space race, and the debacle in Viet Nam, followed by the Gulf War and the war on terrorism.  Universal Electronics was by this time a world leader in digital technology, and electronic devices manufactured by this company helped to put men on the moon as well as defend the homes of Israeli civilians against the attacks of Saddam Hussein’s SCUD missiles. 

“Of course, it wasn’t Universal Electronics at that time, the name didn’t change until after the moon landings when the company founder took such great pride in our achievements as a leading pioneer in the cybernetic revolution.  It was in 1984, during an otherwise insignificant earthquake in California that our founder and his wife died.  Two years later, because of our wide diversity in electronics, the board voted to change the name to Universal Electronics, but we hung onto our cowboy boot logo, and we have been ‘kicking ass’ in the world to this day.”

“Yes sir,” Lyman said, “I’m glad you’ve filled me in with all this background, but who was the founder of Universal Electronics?”

“Why, he was my great-grandfather on my mother’s side, boy.  Her name was Spivey, very handsome lass, from a New England insurance family. 

“His name was Spivey?”

“No, his bride’s family name was Spivey.  They had a daughter, Arabella, who married a young man named Kinkaid.  Our founder’s name was Mynor, he was your great-great-grandfather.”

“Why haven’t I heard all this before?” Lyman asked.

“I guess you’ve just been too busy, Lyman.  But, while the history of your family may be interesting, it’s the future of your family that is more important.  Just because a distant relative possessed greatness will not automatically confer greatness upon you.  That would be like a lizard asserting his relationship to a tyrannosaurus to make him self appear fear some.

“Some time in these formative years of your life, you’re going to have to find your own cowboy boot that will enable you to kick ass as you make your own way in this world.  When you accomplish that, perhaps you may achieve greatness in your own right.”

Lyman was content; he had the information he needed to write his interview for The Warrior.  Mr. Kinkaid would give his address during the graduation ceremonies, but Lyman would write the story of a hayseed from Iowa, who had married a local girl upon his return from The War to End All War’s and who had gone on to achieve success and fortune while he kicked ass with a boot he never wore.

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